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A Motorcycle, the Marines and the Mojave Desert

This little adventure really started a couple of years earlier, I was on a family holiday at our friend Bobs invitation, only this time his job had taken him from his home in Calgary Alberta to Southern California. Being always mindful of my outrageous dreams, Bob wrote saying “you have lucked out again” he had been transferred to Santa Maria for a couple of years a good chance to explore the American Deserts.

How could one refuse an opportunity like this?

Our hope was that we could buy a large vulgar gas guzzling American car to use, but in the event we could not find one and there were also problems with clean air regulations. As a point of interest, 2 strokes are not on sale in this part of the world.

Transport problems for us were soon overcome by the generosity of Patti , Bobs soon to be wife. She loaned us her treasured little VW Rabbit, (Golf in UK) I have always liked a car that holds the road so we treated it to a pair of tires, American car so American spelling, A new battery as the old one was a little sad, also and for our comfort a pair of those awful looking wooden beaded seat covers.

Our previous loan car from Bob was an old but air conditioned Cadillac, We used this car a couple of times to tour the Canadian Rockies a pleasant climate but not famous for high temperatures, Our Rabbit had windows which opened and that was it, so we headed for Death Valley in the summer (the closed season).

 

You may wonder what all this has to do with a ride across the desert. Well damn it! Be patient, I’m getting there. We did the tourist things like Death Valley, Las Vegas, Yosemite and the Grand Canyon where our little car started to complain when I tried to start it. A phone call was made to Bud, an American chap I met up in the gold fields of Dawson City in Yukon a few years earlier, I had written to him so he new we were in Southern Cal.

When I explained to him on the phone about our sick little car and where we were he said “get it to Fontana and we will fix it” Remember we were 30 miles from Las Vegas stuck in a forest camp ground and had no idea how far Fontana was. The little engine took some persuasion to start.

Once away from the camp ground we only needed to get onto Highway 15 this was easily found and we were on it for 7 hours due to lack of go with Rabbit.

The road signs for Fontana were followed and by sheer luck we found the road that Bud lived on, our car was puthering oil from the engine compartment so we parked on a rough area where oil drips were less of a problem.

It turned out that the exhaust was blocked. I thought this only happened to older two strokes, but a high mileage engine and an original Catalytic converter were the causes. The only option I had was to cut out the Cat converter and bash all the oily innards out with an iron bar as it was blocked solid. This done, Bud lit his welding torch and I welded the thing back in, a visit to the car wash was next, to steam clean a very messy engine compartment. Job done, the Rabbit flew, well it was better.

We stayed with Bud for a couple of days and he and his pals took us back into the desert we hated so much and educated us, we were taught about rocks and wildlife, We were also given some history lessons and taken on a Poker run where we were given a 3 wheel ATV to ride. I also had a drive in a weird contraption called a Sand Rail; it looked like scaffolding on 4 wheels with a high powered flat four air cooled engine at the back.

It was at one of Buds BBQs where we met Ron, a parts man with the local Honda dealership, Ron was ambitious and I could see that he would not remain at the dealership for many more years. We kept in touch and?

You will have to wait to see.

Yes I said be patient didn’t I? I am getting there.

Two years later at home in the Midlands, working to provide for the home and family with few thoughts of ever going back to Fontana, I made the decision to nip home from the city centre job I was working on, for my midday meal. Waiting was a letter from Ron who had moved from Fontana to a town in the Desert called 29 Palms. He had taken on a Yamaha dealership in the town. You may think this silly but a few miles outside the town was a very large US Marine facility. Think about it; thousands of bored fit and reasonably wealthy young blokes, surrounded by desert and a motorbike shop in town.

Ron had set upa run called the Morruzi 300. My entry had already been accepted and a bike was waiting in the showroom for me. Well I had to go, didn’t I?

His plan was to ride across the Mojave Desert to the Colorado River. Fuel would be brought in to pre-determined spots and some would be cached just in case. The route we were to take would be around 300 miles

As is my usual habit, I arrived at LA airport early with a couple of weeks to go before the ride. Tom met me and took me to his fathers Condo where I was to live for a few days while getting over jet lag. Big Tom his fathe had moved into a cottage in a forest and left the Condo empty just for my use. I met young Tom some years earlier when, upon recommendation from Bud and Ron he had written to us and subsequently stayed at our home after flying to Germany to pick up a new BMW and touring parts of Europe. He left the bike with us and flew home asking us to post it on.

For this visit Tom’s family had given me the use of a Mini Winnebago motor home and were just completing an engine rebuild on it. During my first week in Fontana I called on Bud who arranged a couple of days out at Dumont Dunes where huge mountains of sand and vast areas of flat sandy desert make a massive playground for all types of ATVs

He loaded his pick up with two 3 wheel ATVs, both 250cc and 4 strokes, and after some hours travelling we arrived at this awesome place to find no other vehicle in sight. I could not believe the sheer size of the place or the dunes. Bud told me that the place is crowded at holiday times yet there was no sign of litter. We unloaded the bikes and he set about the task of dune riding. I was sure the bike would end up on top of me but after a short practice  I found that I could turn whilst on a steep camber and stop whilst going downhill, in short although it looked hairy it was in fact quite safe and great fun.

Jeanie Buds wonderful wife had prepared a food hamper and Bud never travels without his portable BBQ. We ate well that night. We lit a fire with the wood we collected on the way in and feasted on salmon Bud had caught in the ocean and had canned. Our night was spent talking about travel and motorcycles. We spread out our sleeping bags on the corrugated floor of the pick up under a big sky full of stars, I know this as most of the time I was awake, his pick up made a poor bed.

After a ride down to the river to have a wash and finding the river  bed dry and covered in large rocks the size of a Mini. It was beginning to get very hot and Bud was going well I struggled to keep up, he was eager to get to an area called Eagle rock where he knew it would be shady. I was glad to reach it. After a good long drink we continued on our way, climbing out of the riverbed and onto a track. I began to notice signs that this track was once used a great deal more,  it was well padded down.

A Stop at the remains of some buildings and the earth covered in a light magnolia dust should have given the clue as to what went on many years ago, it was the remains of a disused Talcum mine, The thing is I don’t come across many Talcum mines in my normal way of life. Our track began to drop steeply now through the mountains and it was getting extremely hot. I asked Bud where were we? At the back door to Death Valley, if we were to get back to the pick up before dark we had to turn around, the fact that our return journey was mostly downhill helped. We got back to the dunes in good time to load up and head back to Fontana. Tired but with all these memories.

I collected the Motor Home the next day and headed for Twenty Nine Palms, deciding to camp at Joshua Tree National Monument, another large area in the desert set aside as a National Park. The Ranger advised me to stay in an area known as Jumbo Rocks it was well away from any roads and very quiet with surfaced hard standings set it between the rocks, a truly magical place to spend a few days. Now do not as me how but a I was seen heading into Joshua Tree by a resident of Twenty Nine Palms who told Ron. He turned up outside the van before 7 AM to take me to breakfast. Although he had never seen the van he had spotted my crash helmet on the dash/ Breakfast was 20 miles away and I ate a very large one. It was now time for Ron to go to work, I went with him and was given a tour of his shop. He introduced me to Joe his mechanic and

Steve his salesman, Joe was completing a PDI on the bike I was to use. A Yamaha BW 250, a proper bike but wit with small fat wheels. BW is pronounced Bee double yer, not Bee double you. Time again for coffee.

These desert dwellers appear to be confused when it comes to coffee breaks. In the UK coffee comes in a little white cup or large mug and its hot. Here coffee is found in a fridge, it comes in cans with ring pulls and its fizzy.

I was taken to meet Ken a publisher who had decided to that the big city was not a place to live or bring up children. He bought a large area of land the small town and built his ponderosa, a magnificent home, only overlooked by distant hills and the desert. It had an outside shower, just one wall with the showerhead fixed to it. Ken proved that he could publish his magazines working from home and a small office in town. His chosen subject was Treasure in the Desert and he was known to spend days at a time out there on his own. The pick up truck he used was converted to his specification with wider wheels and a double wheels on  the back  axle. It was also kitted out for survival, having a pram type canopy at the back, and behind the driver, a rack for his rifles. There were extra jerry cans behind the rear wheels for fuel and more cans on the front for extra water. A police type radio was in the cab as well as CB, but most prized was a large cool box for the inevitable beer or is it coffee?

I will get to the ride in due course honest but no doubt it will be an anti climax.

Ken introduced me to another great character, Mac, better known as Snake Man,

Mac had retired from the US Air force and lived for a while in Mexico, before moving to his shack 27 miles out in the desert east of 29 Palms/

He did have mains electricity but had to drill for water which came up salty, not to be outdone he made his own desalination plant. Sounds very grand and technical. It was in fact an 18inch by 12 by 12 glass aquarium into which was added salty water. The heat of the day evaporated it where it condensed on a backward sloping flat glass cover. The droplets trickled into a gully and this fed the pure water into a bottle. I tasted it and it worked. The reason for Mac wanting drinking water is unclear to me as every time I saw him he had a cool tin of “coffee” in his hand held in a cooling jacket.

No you’ve got to wait for the story of the ride, I might even do it another day. These memories are too good to cut much shorter, and yes this is very much a shortened version.

Mack very rarely wore any clothes so one had to either use the CB on approaching or make a racket to herald ones approach in order to enable him to pull on a pair of shorts. He was a very fit bloke and it was his habit to go for a jog every morning before it got to hot. This he did in company with his 3 dogs and a couple of goats. Shorts were worn on these occasions as was a pistol.

I was invited by Mack to bring my camper and stay the night parked at side of his shack and to join him in a meal that night. Both Ken and Ron told me later that this was an extremely rare gesture shown to me by Mack and that they had never had a meal in his home.

 Now get ready for this next bit,

To describe the inside of the shack is not going to be easy and however it comes across it is not meant as a criticism of Mack or the way he lives, he really is a smashing chap.

  

  The door to the place opens inwards, over a carpet, it leaves an arc on the floor where the sand has been pushed away. You then have to step up an inch or so as the carpet in now covered in sand and the floor is nearer to the ceiling than it used to be. Mack is well over 65 and behind the door you can see an amateur radio set up. He taught himself all the theory to pass his exams so that he could receive and transmit legally. Stepping further into the room I could see a parrot on a vehicle half shaft, the top of which came level with the cage It was clear from the lack of droppings inside the cage and the mountain of them climbing up the half shaft from the floor, that the bird slept on this, his preferred perch.

The kitchen is a small affair with just room on one side for a sink and on the other a work surface. It is separated from the room by a curtain made up of ring pulls from his cans. A propane cooker stood just outside the kitchen and a large alloy pan was simmering on it. Further inside I could see the bed, a very large double bed, with an old forces grey blanket on it. Mack slept under the blanket and his 3 old dogs on top.

Around the wall at picture rail height hung pickled remains of rattlesnakes. Mack came from Mexico to settle here, and the first thing to happen was his dog got bitten by a rattler. He declared war on them. In recent years though he became sorry for the snakes and developed a very keen interest in them, becoming quite an authority on snake habits, to the point that he keeps live ones inside his home. Yes I did hold a live one in my hand, and yes I was scared, I have since learned that Mack was bitten later and spent 3 days in hospital.

Our meal that night was most enjoyable; a meat stew with what I thought was mutton and vegetables. Before going home to my motor caravan outside I was invited to go for a jog the next morning at 7.00. those who know me will understand that jogging is not what I do and Mack then suggested a brisk walk. The better of two evils I thought.

His plan was to take me to an area in the desert was to take me to an area in the desert where he believed the Indians camped and he showed me of this. I found myself in a place surrounded by golden sand and Mack was dusting away with his hands finding crayfish and turtle shell fragments, blackened by fire, he also found a dozen or so round stone he believed to be Indian children’s play things. These must have been carried in as were the crayfish and turtle shells from the river many miles away. Why?

When we returned to the shack I made a comment about only one goat and one dog went with us. Blasted goat kept butting me so it had to go. And the other dogs were to old and tired now. Hmmm what was in that stew?

Anno and Jolene were a retired couple living almost within sight of Mack’s home They bought a small hut built with government grants years ago, the land was provided free if you bought a specified amount of timber and built a home to their minimum requirements. This proved to small for the couples needs and they invested in a double mobile home (very big) and set it up nearby. Anno had a 4 wheel buggy as well as a BW 250. two of us went out together  and he took great delight in showing me an old stage coach depot where horses were changed over.

Some buildings were still there and also the horse’s enclosure. We could see the now ill defined track the stage would have used. It could only have been used for horse exchange and perhaps a comfort stop for those inside the coach, as again we were miles from any where.

Anno took me across the road to a neighbours who opened his garage doors to reveal a fully restored Franklin Truck. It was air cooled and he ran the engine for me to hear. He told me he had to send to India to buy tires. Remember we are about 30 miles out in the Mojave desert.

THE END.

Oh all right then I will get on with the ride.

I called at Ron’s shop this morning to personalise the bike and ride it a little before the big day in the morning. I screwed the front rack on and generally got the bike to fit me. My ride on land at the back of his shop was fine, I found it handled surprisingly well, but on the tarmac surface I found it to be a pig of a thing, it was very difficult to steer, but as Ron pointed out, “there aint much hard top in the Mojave”

“What’s your riding gear like” Ron asked me, Adequate I replied. Show me your boots. I did, Ron shook his head, muttering something about Limeys. He went into his shop and produced a pair of new leather riding boots for me to wear.

My friend Bud arrived early in the afternoon with his 3 wheel ATV on the back of his pick up. We were to sleep in the RV that night outside Ron’s home and it was to be an obscenely early start in the morning, we retired early.

Getting up at 4.30 am we found Ron and his pals already getting prepared. Our plan was to go to the all nighter down the road for breakfast. How can one eat a hearty breakfast at this unearthly hour in the morning?  Tom from Riverside was to ride with us but he had not shown up, so we went to the starting point at Ron’s shop and got geared up. Remember its still very early and dark. To hear a bunch of marines blasting down the road on Enduro bikes made me feel quite guilty

But there are few, if any people living in the town.

 Almost time to go and Tom arrives on his R80 GS. He had set out in the very early hours from Riverside and was prepared then to ride another 300 miles across desert sand and tussock grass. Last minute instructions were to keep the sun in front of you and slightly right and the power lines always on your left. There is a track under the power lines and this is connected by other tracks to the main road. So you are safe aren’t you?

 The marines set of in a cloud of dust that was to follow them all the way. Our start was more sedate , we planned to go less quickly but to keep up a good average speed. This did seem to work because when we arrived at one of the refuel/drink stops, the marines were quite lathered in sweat whilst Bud and myself were only hot. It paid off letting the fast boys go as their dust cloud had settled and we rode in only a light cloud of the stuff.

The large dunes we were promised loomed in the distance and glancing to my left I saw Tom on his BMW r80GS going at a bat out of hell. He appeared to be floating and obviously decided to skirt the around the dunes. The marines however whooped with delight and most of them managed the first dune, I had a go but the big fat wheels were to much for the engine to turn and the bike ground to a halt only half way up the first one. I can tell you it was fun turning the bike around with a dead engine and the tires stuck up to the hub in sand on the side of a steep dune, I decided to skirt around them both after that.

  Tussock grass is a sod to ride on, or is it through or over? My technique was to just go for it, missing the larger ones if I saw them in time. it worked I never fell off, must be some sort of record for me.

We reached a railway and this in turn led us to some large white hills and rusty tractors. A little further on was a large caravan, the site turned out to be a salt farm and a man and his wife worked it.

It was shortly after this that bud had a puncture in a rear balloon tire of his trike. We found it to be a sidewall and he repaired it by inserting a stick from some tussock grass. This kept us going for a considerable distance. The fact that he had another one did not worry us unduly. We knew that by now, late afternoon, we must be near to the river. It turned out we were only a few miles away and out of the blue came the sweeper truck, collecting dead bikes and tired riders. Bud loaded his trike onto the truck and, as I thought it wise not to ride alone, ( by now all the riders were very spread out),my BW was loaded on as well and we travelled in comparative comfort on the back of the truck. Tom on his BMW completed the course. We unloaded the bikes at the camping area given to Ron for our use by the Havasu Indians and wandered back to the edge of the desert to watch some of the stragglers arrive, one marine, was being towed in by his pal, threw his bike on the ground, got his gun out and shot at it but it was all very light hearted.

Rons salesman set off from the start on an 80cc quad with very small wheels, a top box on the back and a windscreen up front. We knew he had cached fuel in various places a few days earlier and were not unduly worried by his non-arrival. We had been riding almost non-stop for eleven hours, he turned up after dark about five hours later,( that would be 16 hours riding for him). To say he was not happy would be a gross understatement, he was fuming, I cannot be quite sure about his reason but I would guess it had something to do with being left out there alone in the desert. I say it was his choice to ride an unsuitable machine and that he should have started earlier.

Bud put all his camping gear and my sleeping bag onto the back of a pick up truck which followed us across and on the way some kit bags were jolted out. Amongst these were Buds shaving gear, his camera and binoculars. These amounted to quite a loss but he just shrugged it off saying. “Well these things happen, yer know”.

Time for food and because of my British accent I was invited to eat with a Marine and his charming family, I can tell you that I ate some strange food that night, washed down with, you’ve guessed cold fizzy coffee from a ring pull can. Tom found a bed for the night on top of a concrete shelter, I crawled into Buds tiny tent and although the ground was very hard, I had the sleep of all sleeps. When we awoke my eyes were blocked with lumps of sand.

No bad things happened the evening before, although some concerns were expressed by the fact that most of the Marines carried pistols and had been drinking heavily, they slept with them under their pillows. One reason Tom chose his lofty bed.

Another family called me over to have breakfast with them. I ate peanuts and cracker biscuits; they added chocolate spread and peanut butter, this time washed down with fruit juice.

I found out that they just loved the way I talked, and I thought they were interesting with their southern drawl.

Yesterdays ride proved to be the hardest I have ever undertaken. We were taken back to 29 Palms on the back of a pick up truck Tom following on his GS. He had another 2 or 3 hours ride to get home.

Profs long and possibly boring story of a Triumph and Yukon

New postby Prof » Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:30 pm

[size=150 This is a very nice bike to ride even by 2009 standards, I rode it in 1981][/size]

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A Triumph and Yukon
Whilst on a camping holiday in the Canadian Rockies I met an American couple who were making their way north to Alaska in a Motor Home, they had retired and were intent on visiting every State in their country. Talking to them stirred up an interest in the far north of Canada and when the time came for us to return the borrowed car to our friend Bob in Calgary I was already planning a Yukon adventure.
Chatting to Bob as we wound down ready for our long flight home, I was asked, “well what’s next” My reply, the American deserts or the Yukon on a motorcycle. The seeds were set! Work and family took precedence. Eighteen months later a letter from arrived in the post, saying he had bought a bike for my use, a Triumph Adventurer, and had already started to get it ready for an adventure, electronic ignition was on order. Bob had a Matchless G80CS he would use on the trip but was happy to leave the route and destination for me to plan. The idea was to ride from Calgary in Alberta and go up through the Rockies to Dawson Creek where the Alaska Highway (Alcan) started then follow this to Whitehorse in the Yukon. Only months before our planned trip, Bob was on his Norton enjoying an early in the season ride with a pal on the Matchless . Unfortunately the CS was dropped in a big way, needing extensive repairs, this together with work and business worries in Calgary left my friend Bob unable to ride with me. At short notice I wrote to my trail riding friend in Sheffield telling him the story, saying bob would purchase a bike on our behalf should he want to go. Mel could not wait to write back but phoned me the very night he received my letter, It was on. A Honda XL 350cc was purchased in Calgary and I started some serious research into routes and weather conditions. Our family holiday came, was enjoyed and I sent my wife and son home a few days after meeting Mel at Calgary airport. We spent some time working on the bikes, neither of them had racks to carry our vast amount of gear. Screens were almost mandatory and we decided to carry a set of spare tyres and tubes between us, as well as extra fuel, the small tank on the Adventurer was replaced with a larger BSA tank, brought with me in our camping gear. Screens were scrounged from Bobs pals and racks made rather crudely.
Our first days ride was in good weather and on superb roads with the first nights camp in a British Columbian Forest near the town of Jasper, all very civilised, we were not even concerned about the risk of Bear attack or being eaten by midges.
We set of next morning again in fine weather, noting that the Honda was a reluctant starter. Our route took us through forests on fine roads and as we passed the Columbia ice fields we could feel the chill as the wind blew across the highway from the ice. This was not noticed when we came in the air-conditioned Cadillac. First stop was a large filling station on a crossroads. After filling up Mels Honda took a good few kicks to start and then we were of, with myself leading. Its not hard to navigate when there are only a few choices to be made, in this case North South or West. We turned out of the gas station and made good progress, until we arrived at a viewing area on the side of the road to see an engineering fete called Spiral Tunnels, where the railway had driven through the mountain many times in order to pass through. When a train is going through them you can see the front and rear on different levels. It was then that the penny dropped, I had been here before in the car, and it was not where we wanted to be, we were heading west and not north. We retraced our route, for four hours, filled up again at the same gas station and headed north. It was a long days riding but we had made very little progress north.

A picture of the start of the Alaska Highway. Mile Zero
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We were now heading for the town of Dawson Creek, the starting point of the Alaska Highway, mile zero. We passed lakes and mountains that were once just names on a map, Fort Mcloyed, Mcloyed Lake, Pink Mountain where we camped. We would have liked to have sampled the Liard River Hot Springs but denied ourselves this pleasure, electing t oppress on to a camp ground just beyond Watson Lake at Rancheria. The Alaska Highway is made with whatever material is available in the area and south of Watson Lake it is a substance like coal dust, fine when its just been damped down and graded. In the wet its terrible, of course we were there in a constant downpour. It was in this area that I had the only problem with the Triumph, black sludge thrown up by the front wheel had got into the electrical connections just behind the steering head and brought the bike to a stand still, of course in driving rain and on a filthy road. Sorted quite quickly we were away. We felt really uneasy when stopping just outside the town at a café we were not alone though. A Suzuki rider who overtook us many miles back, had parked his bike outside and was in the warm and dry, enjoying the excellent hospitality we were to find all along the route. This rider was from Vancouver heading to meet two of his pals who live and worked in Anchorage Alaska. They planned to ride to Calgary and then head east to ride down to the coast of Florida before returning to Vancouver via California.

Aftermath of a very dirty road.

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Tony the
Suzuki rider stayed in a lodge, we being British and all that camped. We last saw Tony a few miles outside Whitehorse, we were to call on a Canadian I had been corresponding with and was an officer in the RCMP.
He lived and worked in Whitehorse. We found Dave’s home after some running around, having just a box number made it a challenge, it turned out that he was on shifts and we waited outside for a while until he got up, our time was spent checking the bikes. Despite daily cleaning and oiling of chains, Mels Honda had a badly worn chain and sprocket, it was clear that we had to renew it. The starting problem had been cured at a gas station miles back; his bike had a very rusty tubular toolbox on it not opened by us or anyone for years. With some encouragement and brute force it opened to reveal one equally rusty spark plug, after fitting this the XL started as easily as the Triumph. Dave came to his back door exclaiming 2 hey you must be my English friends” he pointed us in the direction of the Honda dealers. After flagging down a young lad on a rat bike we found them, only to be told they had no suitable chain or sprocket in stock and it would be some days before they would arrive. On learning about our adventure the manager instructed his staff to remove the parts from a new bike, we were back on the road at no extra charge.
During our stay overnight at Dave’s we were treated to a feast of Caribou cooked outside on a BBQ. After a much needed shower we retired to Dave’s cellar, where we spread out our airbed and turned in for a good sleep, it was the darkest place I have ever been in, you could not tell whether your eyes were closed or open.
Our journey was to take us away from the Alcan and north on the Klondike Highway to Dawson City and the new Dempster Highway opened just the year before.

Just a couple of pictures of the Klondyke Highway and the Dempster riding south

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Before we left Whitehorse and our friend Dave, one of us voiced concern about our self- imposed tight schedule. We both wanted to explore the Roof of the World Highway and get into Alaska by this route. We also wanted to get to the Arctic Circle via the Dempster Highway. Our concern was “what if we get stuck or stranded due to breakdowns or whatever” Dave reassured us that whilst in Yukon we didn’t have a problem. You have the RCMP behind you now, just stop anyone and ask them to ring us. Good news, thankfully we did not need to lean on their generosity.
The road surface out of Whitehorse was paved and quite good; this would soon change when we turned right towards Dawson City. Mel and I had spent many years riding in Trials, we soon found that the struggles we had on the Alcan were nothing to the skills needed on this highway, we could be rattling along (well chosen words) on loose shale one moment and next it would be wobbling about on a surface very like 1 ½ inch marbles and would go on for miles. A couple of times a day a truck would come blasting by, we cowered behind our windscreens.

The road went on for miles between stunted Firs, we knew when we were in for bad weather as it could be seen in the far distance miles away. It was on this road that the Honda complained
, the exhaust retaining collar is held by two nuts, ( there was a nut on each bike as well) and during the journey they had to be tightened up a few times. Now one was lost and all similar fasteners on the bike had been used up, well those that could be spared, We managed to get to the next camp ground with a noggin of wood wedged up between frame and the collar.
Fettling time again, our search of the camp found us a piece of heavy wire clothes line and this looped around the exhaust and cylinder, with a piece of wood as a tourniquet did the trick. Our mileage suffered due to the road conditions, we could only manage no more than 150 a day on some days. A good long day would see us doing a hard 200+, we didn’t need to use lights as now it light until midnight.
Several nights I would up until the small hours, staring up into the wonderful night sky in the hope that I would glimpse the “ Northern Lights ” I did see them many years later from the window of our home now in Wales, it seems I was looking at the wrong time of year to see them in Yukon but no one told me this.

Mels Honda liked to buzz and was grossly uncomfortable & with a twisted frame, but it used about the same amount of fuel as the Triumph that was fairly comfortable and had bags of low down torque. We new we were getting near to a settlement, there was what appeared to us to be heaps of quarry spoil or the remains of sand quarries, we later found out that these were spoil heaps from the gold rush days, I was a couple of miles in front of Mel who had stopped to take photos, I didn’t know that while trying to get back onto his bike he dropped it, having no chance to lift it upright himself he elected to wait for me to go back for him. In the meantime a truck emerged from the only side road for a hundred miles. “Do you need and help” a voice called. Can’t lift my bike up Mels replies. And with that the driver came over, lifted the bike mumbling us Yukon Gels must be tougher than Limey blokes.
Meantime I was at the Dawson Airport where I photographed a light aeroplane resting on its back, we were told that this pilot always lands that way up but later found out that it was wind damage. Its interesting to note that the airport had a barrier across the gate and a small hut the other side, a notice stated that only those with security clearance were allowed in, a book and a pencil on a string asked you to sign in and enter.
Two or three days south of here we were warned by notices that the road was used by aircraft as a landing strip and barrels of fuel were evident.

As you enter Dawson City from the south you pass the junction with the Dempster where a gas station and restaurant is situated. The best place for food in the area and travellers hang notes outside informing their companions of their whereabouts.
We were not prepared for the sites we saw in town. It was straight from a film set. Building falling down, the roughest street surfaces, dust everywhere and a character that draws you back.
To hell with our schedule, were going to spend a few days here. To get to the campground there is a free ferry over the Yukon River, The camp ground was crowded and we got the only remaining lot. Our bikes were unloaded and the tents put up. A chap on a well-used motorcycle was riding around looking for a spot; we invited him to share ours. He was a welder from New York, given up his job and home to ride up and see the north before it was to late. He introduced us to Chilli & toast.

We both slept well that night and strolled along to catch the ferry to town for our breakfast. Despite being so far north, the prices were reasonable and the food superb, but oh dear what a shock Dawson City was. A lot of the houses were damaged, the streets worse than any UK farm track and dust everywhere. Being in the electrical trade I was taking photos of the supply system. Poles with HT, LT transformers and telephone cables all draped on one badly leaning pole. One building had been jacked up to replace the foundations and several were shored up to prevent disaster.
These were historical and from the gold rush period. Board walks were everywhere, very rickety but essential. We saw the service pipes, water and sewage running on raised pillars above the roads, it was to prevent freezing and frost damage, the contents are kept circulating and insulated. I understand that today 2009 most have been laid below the surface but I cannot be sure of this, certainly some of the cabling has. We both became members for 12 months of Diamond Tooth Gerties gambling Casino, the only gambling Casino in Canada. That was an eye opener and well worth the small fee.
Our couple of days were spent wandering around the town and visiting places of interest, I have never enjoyed poetry, cant see the point, but a visit to Robert Services cabin to find a chap reciting his work encouraged me to by a book and a tape of his poems, it really is very good and catches the mood of Yukon and its people.
We fired up the motorcycles and visited the gold fields, amazed at what we were looking at. Our bikes were a delight to ride without the mountain of luggage we carried. On Bonanza Creek we visited a huge dredger and were lucky to enough to be given a tour by a chap who certainly told a good tale. It was here when a large camper van stopped near the very scruffy bikes. The driver was Bud; he had driven from Fontana in Southern California. It turned out that he was a motorcyclist and was staying on our campground; he invited us to his van that evening where he filled my mind with stories of the desert and his rides, Barstow to Vegas etc.

Next day we packed up and left the town, not before filling ourselves with a large meal and our bikes and extra fuel in the extra containers Dave had loaned us. These were very important as neither bike could travel the distances between fuelling areas on a tank full. Between Dawson and the filling station at Eagle Plains there was nothing, we were told that the road maintenance camp might have fuel and might sell us some, that was if anyone was there. I carried an extra 3 gallons and with a larger tank almost another 3. Mel carried and extra couple.
It was interesting at the start of the Dempster to find groups of people, some begging lifts and others asking us to carry messages to travellers further on. We only managed50 miles that day, such was the going, a full belly and a late start. We did encounter people on pushbikes (brave or what?) who told us they would camp in the roadside ditches and should we meet their pals, tell them how far back they were. As it turned out it was two days before we saw them. We did get to the road menders camp and they sold us fuel with a 50% hike in price and happy to pay. We saw one BMW who was heading south and they had dropped the bike and dinged up the fairing, they were two up. Speeds were so slow that damage to the person was unlikely. It took us 3 days to reach the Arctic Circle. We camped out two nights and this our third night could have proved problem, no suitable areas off the road. We were looking for a large metal land drain tube to crawl into, plenty on the way up but none to be found here. Then a big shock, we arrived at a large modern building with huge satellite dishes on it, this was the new Eagle Plains Hotel, the only accommodation on the entire road. We were scruffy but leaving our riding gear in little cubby holes in the entrance lobby we booked in. the chap at the reception desk told us that the Arctic circle was only a few miles further on. So it being only 9 pm we did the tourist thing. Getting into a hot shower and soft bed that night after achieving one of our goals was most satisfying , we had ridden for a long day, 300 miles through very bad wet cold weather. Tomorrow we go south again, heading back to Dave in Whitehorse. We were told when in Dawson that punctures would be many and the midges and mosquitoes would carry us away. Keep the food on the bikes well away from the tents, as the Bears were a problem. None of these caused us any problems. I think we were just lucky?

Us and the bikes at the Arctic Circle 10 30 at night

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The ride back down to Dawson was the exact opposite of that on the way up, the sun was out with no wind, mountain ranges looked glorious and the road surface was almost dry. At one spot I was about a mile in front of Mel and pulled into a cutting in the hillside where the road had been driven through, it was the quietest place I have ever experienced. Mel must have stopped his engine or I would have heard it, I did here the sound of a birds wing as it flew above me and there was the noise of a rock rolling down the bank, Mel arrived after a few minutes and we went slowly on our way. A couple of hours down the road we stopped to have a look around a building set off the road behind scrubby little fir trees, not a soul in sight of course and we gathered that it was a road maintenance building.
Coming out back onto the road was where it happened, Mel in front and myself following, now this is not an excuse you understand but the triumph has a lot more urge than the XL 350 and I found the back end of it stopped me surprisingly quickly. Two bike collided on a road with zero traffic and 300 miles from anywhere. Mel thrust his hand through the windscreen. Both bikes toppled over and his Billy can set was modified it now had character. Whilst we lifted the bikes between us would you believe it a truck, a truck came along, the driver asked if we were alright and told us that the building was a fully equipped workshop, should we need any tools call in. the windshield was the worst, we taped corn flake packets over the hole as windshields are an absolute must for the next week.
We arrived in Dawson City in a couple of days and had the usual hearty feed at the junction, then retraced our route to Whitehorse. Our hopes were to take the roof of the world highway from the campground in Dawson City and join the Alcan before turning left at Haines Junction and then back to Whitehorse. Unknown road conditions and short of time we thought it better to go via the way we knew. We stayed one night at Dave’s, he told us of a new road that had been driven through to Skagway from Carcross and a boat trip from Skagway to Prince Rupert in BC was possible. The ferry left mid afternoon, we could do it.
A US customs hut just beyond Bennet was manned and we were beckoned in, I leaned the Triumph against the hut and asked Mel to park his bike near mine to hide the missing licence plate,My concern was that it could cause us a problem, no worries we were given a couple of weeks to stay in the USA but only needed two days.
Skagway was another Dawson with not quite the same atmosphere. We booked our passage. They wanted our licence plate numbers and I told them mine was lost and that I could not remember it. Have a guess I was told so I gave them one from a BSA Bantam I had at home,$75 for each of us and $54 for the bikes. Then down to the waters edge to scrub of the layers of mud and dust from our riding gear. Suitably cleaned we strolled around the town and then back to the ferry terminal to chat to other travellers and watch our boat come in.
We were to be two nights on the ferry and found that there was an area on deck covered but open fronted where we could stake a claim by putting our sleeping bags on the deck, we were lucky to find just two places left so we left our jackets in place and went below decks to get our bags from the bikes. We left Skagway and were soon at Haines where a collection of vehicles was waiting to board, it was a brief stop and the ferry was soon on its way.

Below decks I was coming out of the wash room and bumped into Tony the Suzuki rider, words like “ well good heavens its my Limey mate “ were uttered and he introduced me to his two BMW mounted pals.
The scenery from the ferry was spectacular and on board was a Ranger from the national park we were travelling through; I think it was called Ketchikan NP. The ferry stopped a few Islands on the way and we were allowed to to look around providing we got back in time, one girl on a 750 Honda missed the boat and was left yelling on the quey side in only a track suit. The pals she made on the boat unloaded her bike and gear at the next stop and she met up with it later, she should have known better as she was a world traveller.
I would urge anyone making a similar trip to use this ferry. To see the ice fields and ice burgs’ floating by in clear water and the Whales spouting in the distance has remained in my memory. The islanders way of life was another eye opener. The very early morning arrival at Prince Rupert was not so pleasant, it was very very early, dark, cold and we could find know where to eat, it was a long cold ride to Terrace on the Yellow Head Highway heading for Prince George.
This was to be one of our longest days in the saddle, we were on paved roads with traffic and our early evening search for a campground was fruitless, all were full. It came as a shock when we had to use our lights, it was never really dark up north but here were in another world. Around ten pm we were tired and desperate to find a spot to camp when on the edge of a full campground we spotted a very small entrance to a lake. After wheeling the bikes in we pitched tents and crawled into our sleeping bags, to be woken from time to time by the Canadian Pacific rail engines horn just across the lake, now they are wonderful to hear and see during the day but tired as we were we wished them in hell. The next morning we noticed animal tracks around the tents and on the nearby lakeshore. The triumph had been parked on a notice warning that this was a no camping area, Ah! Well .
We visited Banff and bought huge ice creams, our bikes were parked in a side road out of sight, but other motorcyclists knew who they belonged to. On our ride back through British Columbia we kept being overtaken by the two BMWs and the Suzuki, words like, well its our two Limey friends were uttered, well not quite the same words. One BMW had developed an oil leak, (oh yes they do) and was hoping to get it fixed in Calgary.
We arrived back in Calgary the following day and set to cleaning the bikes, The Triumph frame had been sandblasted and all the paint had gone, the shiny engine casings were now dull, they were so bright to start with.
Would I do it again? Yes but not at the age I am now, 30 to 55 years old is ideal. What motorcycle? Well its got to be shaft drive, minimum 600cc and must have trials tyres and a large fuel tank. BMW R80 naked but with a screen

The motorcycles
The Honda was sold for a small loss.
The Triumph is still in Calgary and sparkling again I have tried to buy it, its not for sale
Punctures None
Oil leaks None
Chain and two sprockets on the Honda
Electronic ignition on the Triumph never faltered probably because I took the old points system with us as back up.
Bears/ saw a couple but no problem, probably because I took my Bear deterrent, an axe.
Midges? A couple of bites each that’s all’
Wear good tough boots and a lightly armoured jacket and trousers.

You will fall off and you will get stoned by passing traffic, but in any event get out there and just DO IT

I have loads more photos but they need scanning, one day perhaps.
Prof